I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! here This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe what just took place. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?